Décue

Posted by Analyse at 10:26 AM

Sunday, September 11, 2005

Madame,

Après étude de votre droit à la prime de naissance, nous vous informons que vous ne pouvez pas en bénéficier.

Votre Caisse d'Allocations Familiales


Madame,

After study of your right to the birth premium, we inform you that you cannot profit from it.

Your Family Allocations Bureau

Okidoki, not only we don't have the right on the monthly allowance for my bébé, we won't have the birth premium too! Isn't that considered a gift for every newborn child, so why the heck they have to fix a revenu bareme for each household? Kawawa naman ang bébé ko, baka lahat ng magiging katropa nya sa maternity clinic e me regalo galing sa gobyerno, sya wala :(. Ano kaya at fill-up-an ko lahat ng advertisement from different companies who promise to send their free trial products sa maternity clinic for the D Day para naman me maiuwi kaming regalo hehe..sayang din yun ha..

Actually, I try to stay zen but I find it a bit unfair. The bareme is just irrealistic...o sya, I won't elaborate anymore, sabi ko nga, I'll stay zen...before I sound frenchy..

For info:
Birth Premium given at 7th month of pregnancy = 808.31€
Monthly Allowance from birth to 3 yrs = 161.66€

17 comments:

Makis said...

you're just earing too much, analyse - hehe...

Makis said...

oops, sorry - earNing too much!

Analyse said...

yun na nga ang masama e..hindi po, waaaaaaah!

Bokbok said...

eh oui, c'est comme ça, parce que vous avez des revenus annuel suffisant pour subvenir au besoin de bébé.

alors, tu te sens prête pour le Jour J?

;)

mell ditangco (this is my pseudonym) said...

in the US the govt dont give a crap...

thats what i did, i got the free gifts from the hospital and thats it...
you are near the day! yay!

Analyse said...

Boks, oui, mais on doit payer ça et ça et ça et ça ...ohlala! on n'aura plus rien après!

je ne sais pas, je ne pense pas encore à ca serieusement hehe...mais j'ai déjà commencé la prep à l'accouchement...ça doit m'obliger hehe..

Mell, here, it's always depending on the revenu..hmp!

Mildred, e ang nangyayari e ako pa yata ang nahuhuthutan ng govt e, juice ko day. kung sana nga malaki ang kita ko, wala na nga akong makita sa kinita ko minsan sa dami ng bills e, anovayan! hay naku...dami kong problema haha, nagiging reklamador na rin yata ako tulad ng mga mokong dito hehe..

have a great week ahead bading..

Tanggero said...

tax payer naman kayo, bat di na-approve? anyway, dami pa naman cgurong insentives na ibibigay ang gov't dyan, dun ka na lang bumawi sa iba.
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Ligaya said...

ang inam na nga sana kung meron ding ganyan dito, kaso wala yata( wala nga kaya? ay ewan! LOL!). kung meron man, parang nanalo na ng mega million sa lotto. hehe! actually when I gave birth, we've also got some free gifts from the hospital, other than that, wala na. =o)

Analyse said...

Tanggero, yun na nga, we're paying almost the maximum but getting almost the minimum, it's their principle of socialization..kaya marami nagrereklamo, at kadalasan pa, yung mga reklamador e yung minimum or non payer. kaloka! ako naman, reklamo lang coz i don't think we have above-average salary, so i think their bareme is irrealistic..ewan, bahala sila sa buhay nila hehe..

thanks nga pala sa code ;)

Ligaya, di ba meron ding monthly allowance baby dyan? Oh well, that's what I thought...

Analyse said...

Tinalo ka kafatid hehe..pero korekek ka dun bading, nakakaasar din namang bayad ka ng bayad, tapos minimum benefits lang makukuha mo di ba. ok, reimbursable lahat pag nagkasakit, e di naman ako sakitin no, buti na lang, ok na rin at reimbursable din ang panganganak, e di naman ako taon taon manganganak, anovayan...e ang nakakangitngit, ok lang sana kung yung monthly allowance lang yung wala kami...pati ba naman yung birth premium, regalo yun, e bakit me bareme din? kakaloka talaga...tanong ko tuloy sa sarili ko nung nareceive ko yung letter...ibig gang sabihin e, rich kid kami? ngek! di nga? rich kid nga ba kami? haha, e sige na nga, ngiti na ko, rich daw ako e kahit di ko feel hahaha..o ayan, isang side kick padala ng bébé ko para sayo..at isang bonus na malaway na french kiss din daw, aba, strong ka na kagad ke bébé a hehe..

Ligaya said...

not that I'm aware of. hay, di sana ang ganda na kung meron para naman may matanggap si Ninev. =)

take care and kisses to you and bebe. malakas na talagang sumipa huh? =o)

Analyse said...

Ligaya, at least wala ka ng kakaasaran if you think you're not getting what you deserve di ba, hehe..

before i don't understand really when they complain about such things here, nasanay kasi sa pinoy system na walang natatanggap sa govt, but now that i'm concerned, oo nga naman..

lakas na ngang sumipa, sometimes she even wakes me up ha..

duke said...

hay naku! nakaka-frustrate naman yan!

Analyse said...

True, trulili ka nga dyan, you analysed it well ;)

Duke, nginingiti ko na nga lang..anyways, bumabawi lang govt sa kin, when i did my studies kasi here, i paid the minimum tapos i was getting lodging allowance pa nyehehehe...

Justice, hmmm, sarap pakinggan hehe, e kaso mo, di ko nga mafeel yung kayamanan ko, i have to do treasure hunting pa yata..

Mildred, can i serve you anything? cocktails? or simply tequila? or porto? or martini? kahiya naman sayo bading kung di ka malasing dine sa tambayan ko hehe..tambay tambay lang, pag sinipag ako, ipagluluto pa kita ng especialty dito hehe...kisses daw sabi ni bébé...malaway na french kiss yan..

Anonymous said...

Unfair nga! Kakainis!

Francesca said...

Pwede ba pa adjust yang salary mo? Ganon pa rin take home pay basta half lang ang nakadeclared? Para panalo ka sa govt. Dito sa monaco ganyan gawain, hihihi.
Pati employer oks lang kasi less rin bayad sa declare.Pero ano ka, ganon pa rin kalaki sahod.
pero hayaan mo na, at least where ever you want to go, oks papers mo, hindi ka tanggihan ng visa request, kasi laki revenue. hihihi.

Analyse said...

Geri, yep! kainis talaga!

Ate Amy, haha, iba ka talaga! kung sana pede sa company namin, i'll surely give a go on that..some do that for the nanny salary, para di sila magbayad ng admin fees, kasi kahit me tax deductions, talo pa rin daw..